Sunday, May 15, 2016

Losing Us

Last week, on one his last nights with the dogs he has known since before his second birthday, Merritt sobbed uncontrollably over the thought of never seeing them again. He cried for an hour at bedtime, calming himself down again and again, only to think of something else that would get him going again. It began with the heartbreakingly simple -- "I'll never be able to touch Chapin's hair again" -- to the cute but absurd -- "We'll never get to take them to Disneyland."

Katie sat next to him, crying, but trying to keep it together for our little boy. I sat 15 feet away in our room, mostly unable to hold back my own tears. Katie did her best to explain the situation. To tell our child why we had to take our dogs to a rescue group so someone else can adopt them. 


We met our out-of-pocket max for health insurance this year, thanks to Katie's dumb head tumor. So while that means we had to pay a big chunk of change to get that thing out of her head, it also means that any medical costs for the rest of the year are going to be free. To take advantage of that, we decided we should all get allergy tests. Katie developed an allergy to shellfish at 12, and she wanted to confirm that it was still present (several attacks, even some in the last few years, already told her that, but she was clinging to a bit of hope), and Merritt has displayed allergies to some tree nuts. So it see wise to go in and get an official diagnosis.

And so Katie went first. And while there was good news -- not allergic to mollusks, so she can eat clams and oysters and scallops! -- there was also devastating news. Her lungs, which have dealt with asthma since she was a very young child, are not performing the way they should be. After a spirometry test, which measures, among other things, how much air you're able to expel from your lungs in the first second of a big exhale, the doctor told Katie she had a target on her back. That her lungs are in bad shape for someone her age and that all the things she's allergic to -- grass, weeds, dust mites -- are making things worse.

In the first second of exhaling through this spirometry gadget, a healthy person in our age range should be able to get rid of 80% or more of his/her air. Even with her asthma, the expectation for Katie was 81%. So she blew... and got 68% of her air out. Then she took some puffs on an inhaler. There should be improvement as a result of a bronchodilator. Her improvement was marginal. Like, two-percent improvement. Still well below where she should be, especially with the medication on board. A sign that her lungs need daily help.

Merritt went next. The test confirmed the tree allergies, and also an allergy to grass and dust mites. They didn't do a spirometry test on him, because it's next to impossible to get proper results from such a young child, but the doctor told us that reducing allergens is the key in order to keep him healthy.

And so now there is a twice-daily asthma controller (a steroid) for Katie. And $350 worth of allergen mitigation products (air purifiers, pillow and mattress covers). And the toughest one of them all -- re-homing the dogs in order to cut down on all the allergens they bring in every time they go outside, and to reduce the number of dead skin cells present in the home that dust mites love to feed on.


I don't know why we got dogs. Almost five years ago, after having lunch, Katie and I decided to stop by a Petco that was holding an adoption event. There we found 10-week-old Chapin, who weighed 3.2 pounds. And when she snuggled him on her shoulder, Katie didn't want to let him go. And so we had a dog. And every other week, when Merritt went to his dad's and we didn't see him for seven days, Chapin was the one who helped Katie get through it. A therapy dog, if you will.

About six months later, I became obsessed with the idea of getting a second dog. I don't know where the need came from. But it was strong. After searching lots of different places, we ended up at a PetSmart adoption event on a whim. That's where we saw Gilmore. We watched her brother get adopted, and then another dog in the same kennel went, too And she was alone, and my heart broke. And though Katie said, "Someone else will adopt her," my will won out. And we had two dogs. We were in the middle of transitioning Chapin to a new food, and his stomach was not appreciative. He showed that when, on the drive home with the new addition to our family, he sprayed diarrhea all over the front passenger seat. At the time we joked that it was a sign of things to come. 

We were right. Having two dogs was incredibly hard. They were messy and annoying and expensive. Boarding them for our first trip to Disneyland was more expensive than our own hotel in Anaheim. They shed hair everywhere. Our house was always full of dustballs. Their stomachs were sensitive. One loose Cheerio could lead to a nightmare digestive situation for Chapin. Gilmore was always nervous. Even after having her for years, if we approached her with a harness in a way that she somehow found threatening, she would pee a little.

I complained about the dogs all the time. Made comments about how I would gladly give them away. Living with me while I lived with these dogs was likely a nightmare for my wife. But she loved me and she loved them, even though they also drove her crazy, and so she put up with all of us. I would dream about how nice it would be to have a life without the responsibility that came with having pets, knowing that I could never give them up because of the unending guilt that would accompany such a decision.

But now that life is here. Katie took the dogs to the rescue group alone one Tuesday morning, four days after they said they would take our pups. Those were the longest four days, with endless crying from all of us as we pictured a life without our dogs and, more importantly, their life without us. I looked at them and wondered if they would ever understand. I pictured our house without them, but I couldn't imagine it. My mind offered an onslaught of questions that I couldn't (and still can't) answer, each of them bringing a deluge of tears. Who would adopt them? Would they go together? Will they always miss us and wonder when we're coming back? Are we doing the right thing?

We have cried every day since. I cried while alone in the house that day, setting up air purifiers, putting on mattress and pillow covers, vacuuming all the furniture, and doing laundry. When the UPS truck came to deliver a package, I rushed to the door to get there before the dogs could go crazy. Only they weren't there -- wouldn't ever be again -- and I cried. Every time I walked past the red chair in our parlor, I expected to see Gilmore's head pop up and look at me. When it wasn't there, I cried. Katie stayed gone for a while, because the thought of coming home to no dogs greeting her at the door was too much to bear. And then she came home. And it was quiet when she opened the door. And we cried. We went to coach soccer practice. And then we came home to no one jumping at us as we walked in. And we cried. It's now been nearly five full days without our dogs, the longest we have ever been without them, and it just keeps feeling terrible. 

I am sorry for how much I complained while we had them. I am sorry that my attitude created any sort of negative energy in our home. I am really sorry that I adopted them in the first place, especially being pretty certain from the beginning that the addition of Gilmore was a mistake. We promised them a forever home, and we could not keep that promise. My family is in agony now, mourning the loss of these animals. And though I know in the end it has to be the right thing -- even a tiny improvement in Katie's lungs, or the ability to prevent damage to Merritt's lungs, will make the changes worth it -- it was still a horrible decision to have to make.

Right now our dogs sit in Oregon, in a house where the rescue group operates. Or maybe in a foster home by now. They're either together or they're not. They're either eating well or they're not. They're maybe happy. Or they're not. The hardest part is not knowing. We turned them over and said goodbye, and that's that. But if we walked back into that house right now, they would greet us and think, "I knew they were coming back!" Or maybe that's me projecting human emotions onto animals. Except all of you on Facebook post videos of dogs greeting their owners after a year's deployment or two years of being missing. Dogs remember who they belong to. They know their people. 

I was right about the guilt I would feel if we gave them up. What I did not expect was the grief.


On that night where Merritt cried and cried over losing his dogs, Katie worked to try to make him feel better, even though there was really nothing she could say. She pointed to a piece of art that hangs in our room, which reads, "Nothing can do anything to us." She said, "See? We'll be okay. Nothing can do anything to us."

"But they're a part of us," Merritt wailed. "And so it can never be okay."

He's partly right. We will move on. We will still be us and we will survive this. But after having to make this decision and say goodbye to two-fifths of our family, I don't think any of us will ever be 100% okay again.

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Happy Valentine's Day: Please Don't Die

About 29 years ago, I met a girl. We were seven, possibly eight, years old. We met at school. Or at church, in preparation for our First Communion. There is a picture of us together (with a few people between us) on that most holy day.

I remember the day somewhat well. My maternal grandmother was in town to witness the occasion of the day her granddaughter married Jesus and then ate his flesh and drank his blood for the first time (or something -- I didn’t really pay a lot of attention to the doctrine); my parents and siblings were there as well. I wore white, ever the traditional bride. I even had on white gloves. There is a picture of my family with my grandmother. I remember sitting there waiting for that picture to be taken and then climbing a tree in the church yard afterward.

What I do not remember is the girl.

She will tell me, 23 years later, that we were friends. That we played together frequently. She will provide pictures to prove she’s not a liar -- me dressed like Danny Zuko at her ‘50s-themed ninth birthday, my sister roller skating on the back patio of the house where this girl lived with her family.

But my memory will not budge on this one. I remember so very much about my time at Edwards Air Force Base -- like the first time I met a girl named Erin, who was a year older than me, and we raced our bikes down the street, smiling at each other, the wind blowing in our hair like it was a god damn Pantene for Kids© commercial. That girl I remember.

I remember being on roller skates on my front porch, slipping, and crashing to the ground so hard I had the wind knocked out of me. I remember trips to the ER for asthma-related trouble; trips to Golden Cantina, the Mexican restaurant off-base in a town called Rosamond; parties where we “roof-stomped,” because the 1950s housing at this desert base had perfectly flat roofs, and everyone thought it was hilarious to have kids get up and jump on the roofs during baby showers or other parties where kids weren’t invited.

The point is, my memories of this period are very specific. Certain smells will bring back memories. The base has changed drastically since I lived there, but if it looked the same today, I could walk around blindfolded and not run into anything. I can see it all in my mind, no problem. My parents are still friends with so many people we met at that base (including Chris Hadfield, to just blatantly name-drop), and I see these people somewhat often. My connection to this time in my life is strong.

But short of a vague notion of having once eaten okra at her house, I do not remember this girl -- this one who is now the most important person in my life -- at all. It is a point of consternation these days, especially when I say things like, “My friend Natalie and I once [insert childhood memory here],” only to have the girl say, in exasperation, “I was THERE!”

Despite not remembering her at all from my childhood, I fell in love with her anyway, packed up and left my life in Los Angeles, and flew headlong into the unknown/abyss of a real relationship. I even married her. I hope Jesus didn’t mind too much.

It has been 2,057 days since I showed up on her front porch and we started this insanity. And 1,579 days since we got married (the first time). Merritt was 261 days old when I got to town; he’s now 2,318 days old. We’ve moved four times. We’ve purchased a house. We’ve refinanced that house’s mortgage. We’ve accrued debts and paid them off. We’ve made dumb mistakes and amazing decisions. We’ve fought hard, with each other and for each other. And we’ve loved harder.

Tomorrow, that girl who I’ve known for decades but only remember for about the last six years, is going into a hospital, where doctors will give her some sedative, cut a hole in her groin area, insert a catheter into her femoral artery, and feed a wire through her arteries until they reach her right temple. They will inject her with dye so that the fluoroscope can do its job. There is concern here, as the dye contains iodine, and she has always been believed to be allergic to iodine. It may be a misplaced concern, thanks to my research on the shellfish/iodine connection, but I digress.

She is terrified. I am terrified. And this thing is only a diagnostic procedure. It will only tell us what (potentially) terrifying thing has to come next. I was working in my office today, and she was in our bed, telling me that she was too paralyzed by fear to move. And so I went in there and held her. And we cried a bunch, until we had to stop because my tears were flowing into her ear.

If anything goes wrong in this procedure tomorrow, or the next, or the next, I will lose everything. My wife. My child. My family. The very reason for my being, what keeps me getting up every day to do a job I don’t particularly enjoy and live in a town I don’t particularly like. The loss would be unbearable.

We know that this is a relatively safe procedure. We know people have them done every day. We do not need to be told that anymore. The rational mind is not at work when it comes to fear, and so we fret and we picture the very worst.

For the last nearly six years, we have been making all kinds of memories. I’m backing up 40,000 photos to the cloud right now, the evidence of so many of those moments. There is nothing in my life right now that doesn’t tie to something Katie and/or Merritt has said and/or done. Every piece of this house has meaning. Every song is one we’ve listened to together or talked about. Every show, every book, every stretch of highway -- all of it holds a memory of my family.

This girl left my life for decades before she found me again. And I couldn’t remember a moment of knowing her. But if I lose her now, either tomorrow or at any point in the process of getting this thing out of her head, I will have six years’ worth of memories, reminding me of her every single moment.

I don’t know what the deal is with this universe. If there’s a higher power, I’ve only seen evidence that it’s a nasty one. But I don’t know that there’s any truth to the idea that sometimes it feels like the universe is out to get you. I don’t think the universe really cares that much about individual people who essentially amount to nothing when compared to the size and age of space.

But wouldn’t it just be a kick if somewhere there’s a being in charge saying, “Oh, you didn’t remember her from childhood, so we gave her back to you. But 2,057 days is the limit. Now we’re taking her away.” Like a script from a particularly depressing episode of The Twilight Zone. Even writing this, I feel like I'm putting some sort of juju out there that is tempting the universe to do something awful. But by acknowledging that I'm putting it out there, I'm counteracting that juju, right? 


I can’t stop my mind from running through the worst scenario again and again. If she goes away, I will be left with only memories. The blessing (or whatever non-biblical word means the same thing) and the curse is that, barring some Eternal Sunshine situation, this time I won’t be able to forget.

Sunday, June 28, 2015

My Wife the Hero

Something happened tonight. It wasn't anything that big, or even something we'll necessarily remember in the months to come, but it happened and it caused my wife to have some feelings she should never have to have.

It doesn't matter what this thing was. It was simply a reminder that, when a person lives his/her truth, there will always be people along the way who don't get it or don't want to get it. There will be the people who choose to turn their backs on those they have always claimed to love, for reasons that make little sense under the harsh light of day.

Allow me to backtrack: If you've read this blog before, it's likely because you know me. And if you know me, you already know my story and, as a byproduct, my wife's story. But a quick refresher anyway. Katie was 29 years old, fresh off giving birth to her beautiful baby boy, when she finally asked herself the right question, after years of wondering why all the things she did with her life still didn't leave her feeling "normal." That question -- "Am I gay?"

When she finally asked it, the answer came crashing in, loud and clear. A resounding, "YES. DUH." And nothing was ever the same. Everything looked so obvious in hindsight, but the fact was that gender norms and a general feeling of "This is what I'm supposed to do" had led Katie down the path of marrying a man and eventually having a baby with him. This would be the final thing that would bring normalcy to her life. She just knew it.

But it didn't. And you all know where she is now -- married to me, a woman, and finally feeling freedom after so many years of not even understanding how she was chained.

I've written about it before -- how this revelation resulted in Katie blowing up her life and having to start all over. We had some rough years. It's still not always easy. But we've made it through because we know that we both did the right thing, ultimately, for everyone involved.

And that is what makes it all the more difficult to deal with those who turned their backs. There is an overall assumption, I believe, that what Katie did was just so easy. Obviously she had been lying to her husband the entire time, and then she cheated with me, ruining his life. This is the story that people want to believe. It's what they tell themselves to make it all better, I guess. After all, you can't play the victim without having a villain.

As a result, she was punished. Friends left her. Long-time friends. Even people who had been friends with her parents since before she was born, who had been a second set of parents to her. And all of these people didn't just leave her. They chose her ex. As though this were a competition and their morality commanded that they not have anything to do with that lying cheater any longer.

But it bears repeating -- and will for the rest of my life -- that this woman I married is easily the best person I have ever met. By far and bar none. She is the furthest thing from a villain. She is kind and thinks of other people always. And that's exactly why she left. Because once she realized who she was, she wasn't interested in lying. She could have stayed. Her ex asked her to stay. But that wouldn't have been fair to either of them. And it wouldn't have been fair to Merritt. So even though it seemed impossible and was the hardest thing she's ever done, she left.

I'm writing this because I want to put it out there in the world: If the situation were reversed, and Katie's ex had realized he was gay and needed to leave, Katie would have absolutely, unequivocally, supported the decision. There is not one question in my mind that if she were straight and it turned out her ex was gay, she would have let him go and loved him and marched in gay pride parades and been the best ex-wife a gay man ever had. And she would have done it without needing to be asked. There would not have been a thought of punishment or asking people to choose sides. This would have been the obvious course of action for her.

Yes, it would have been hard. It's never easy to lose someone you love. Which is why I almost understand some of the treatment Katie experienced after all of this happened. People often don't know how to deal with such huge events that affect lives so greatly. But after a little bit of time, I just wish that people could have seen the bigger picture -- could have realized that this was affecting Katie, too -- and maybe gotten past the hurt and moved onto acceptance and support.

Katie's ability to think of others is astounding to me daily. She doesn't act without worrying about how that action might affect someone else. And this is not a fake quality. It just comes naturally to her (while I certainly have to work at it). This is not just something it's easy for me to say in the hypothetical. I witness this from Katie every single day.

I have learned so much about compassion and being the bigger person in my five years of being lucky enough to spend my life with Katie. And so I wanted to write tonight because, yes, a reminder came that, even five years later, it still hurts to think about those people who so easily said goodbye. But my birthday is tomorrow, and so I am, naturally, feeling both nostalgic about the past and optimistic and uncertain about the future. And while I have a bachelor's degree in film and television and job experience in website performance, and I'm now old enough to be elected president, none of those things hold any interest for me. They can't change the world the way practicing a little bit of kindness and understanding can.

So when I grow up, I want to be Katie.

Sunday, August 3, 2014

Giving Up My Right to Choose

What I want to do -- what I've always wanted to do -- is write. That's the reason I've had four (or maybe five) blogs over the course of my life. It's the reason I used to spend my time writing daily about two baseball teams. It's why I overshare all over the interwebs. It's why I published on HuffPo, twice, and subjected myself to the irrational hatred that internet readers can heap on those who dare express an opinion. Because I love to write.

And I've said it before and I'll say it again, without fearing your disdain for my hubris: I'm a good writer. I know I am. I know I can write about basically any topic, and I know that what I write will be at times informative, touching, hilarious, and/or more. I don't believe that it's cocky or self-involved to admit that you do something well, so I never shy away from acknowledging my intelligence or my writing ability. I realize that's perhaps still a unique quality for a woman in this country, but there it is regardless.

When I used to write about baseball every day, I didn't have a job. I could just sit around, watch baseball, write what I felt like writing, and publish it for everyone to see. I could mix in my personal life or politics and just put it all out there. I no longer have that luxury. I work. A lot. And when I'm not working, I'm busy pursuing my second bachelor's degree, in the hopes that I can one day put my family in a better position than we are now. The first bachelor's degree did absolutely nothing for me except cost a lot of money and look slightly prestigious on my résumé.

So, here I am, whittling away at a B.A. in "Computer Information Technology." Maybe it will lead to something that pays well and doesn't require me to work 80 hours a week anymore. That's obviously the goal. But there is a little piece of me that dies every time I crack open my computer to do statistics homework or read about the history of computing, instead of writing the funny things I thought of that day, or how it makes me feel to be a parent, or what an incredible privilege it is to have the marriage I have. Instead I settle for quips on Facebook and the occasional blog post if I have time. In the process of "growing up," I have lost the ability to do the thing I really love.

We all know those people who post memes about how "you always have a choice" and "it's never too late" and all that. Every time I see one I think about how, you know what, sometimes people actually don't have a choice. Maybe a person spent her 20s doing absolutely nothing except battling depression over being unceremoniously dumped from her dream job and living off her significant other's money. Maybe she thought she had plenty of time to figure out what she wanted to do and that she'd get to it eventually. And maybe now she's mired in debt and working her ass off to get out of that situation while trying to maintain a decent life for her family, so starting over trying to make it as a freelance writer or devoting her time to becoming one of those "mommy bloggers" (many of whom, I'm sorry, are just shit writers, but good for them for figuring out how to spin shit into cold, hard cash) isn't a choice she can make at all.

In other words, maybe some of us have already exhausted all of our choices. Maybe we're born with an allotment of choices for the course of a life, and when they're gone, they're gone. So barring an improbable lottery win (all the more improbable because I don't actually play the lottery) maybe now the only thing I can do is what has to be done. Not what I choose to do.

I didn't even have time to write this. I came on simply to give the update to my previous post. But today someone told me that I am a good writer and it felt good, if bittersweet. And I wanted to acknowledge it with something a little more than just posting the screen captures.

So, here's the update. As you probably know, on Wednesday I sent the fake cover letter for the dimensional metrologist job. This morning I received a response. Here's how it went down:

I proclaimed this as an example of the internet being awesome sometimes. As my friends put it on Facebook, "It's nice when people are people" and "I think we all won with this one. Such good natured action all around. Yay people!"

Yep. That about sums it up.

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Metrologizing the Dimensions

On Facebook today I said that I was going to start applying to jobs even if I'd never heard of the title of the position. And I meant it.

The first title I didn't know was "Dimensional Metrologist." Here's the text of the listing:  

"Dimensional Metrologist - Full-time contract position in support of mechanical design product research and development at a large electronics manufacturer.

Experience with coordinate measuring machines using Mitutoyo MCOSMOS software and also PC-DMIS software is desired. Also desired is experience with other measurement equipment such as vision systems (OGP), laser micrometers, rolling flank gear testers, force analyzers, surface texture analyzers, hand gages, fixturing, and tooling.

The ability to read mechanical part drawings that use Geometric Dimensioning and Tolerancing is also necessary."

And now for my cover letter:

My objective: To dimense all the metros.

Now, obviously, you're going to be hearing from many qualified candidates from the field of dimensional metrology. My assumption is that most of these candidates have only performed metrology work in the third dimension, though. This is where I begin to set myself apart.

Work in the fourth dimension is obviously fraught with peril. Metrologizing via space and time is not for the faint of heart. So the first thing you need to know about me is that I possess unparalleled bravery.

I received my B.S. in Dimensional Metrology from ITT Tech in 2009. Since then I have worked as a fellow in Dr. Maskevicz's lab at UC Berkeley. While there, I published a paper entitled "Dimensional Metrologists: What Do They Do?" I have to admit, that paper did not come to any real conclusion. It was well received nonetheless.

I am seeking new opportunities ever since an unfortunate fire that resulted in the destruction of the Berkeley lab. As I said, fourth dimensional metrology is incredibly precarious. I'm pleased to tell you that all charges against me have been dropped, as the police could not prove that the fire had anything to do with my work. Sometimes it's nice to know how to metrologize the space/time continuum, huh?

One of my references, Lord Commander Tyler C. Tuszynski, will explain his vehement support of my fourth-dimensional project, which he still maintains to this day, despite the fact that it cost him the title of "Supreme Commander of Dimensional Metrology."

You have asked that anyone applying for this position have experience with "vision systems (OGP)." Well, I am certainly down with OGP. I also know a lot about rolling flank gear testers, since I use them in my slaughterhouse daily. I am less familiar with force analyzers and surface texture analyzers, but I'm sure you can tell by now that I'm a quick learner.

As for "hand gages," I'm not sure if they're the same thing as "hand gauges," but I'm excited to learn the nuances.

Finally, you can be sure that I know how to read mechanical part drawings that use Geometric Dimensioning and Tolerancing. I, too, believe those items to be important enough to capitalize. And I've also begun my own work in using Intolerancing for mechanical part drawings. It really is a diverse field!

I'm sure in the interview you will no doubt set up with me, you will ask about what I consider my weaknesses. I have to say that I have but one: I might just be too good at dimensional metrology. You know what I mean.


Erin Scot

Monday, May 19, 2014

Get Up, Stand Up

One time this horrible person wrote me after I called her out for her bigotry regarding our "House Hunters" episode on Facebook. She told the show that she'd no longer be watching and they "knew why." Lesbians ruin everything, you guys.

This woman and I exchanged several messages, each of hers increasingly more hateful. She stalked my blogs and reported back any "errors" that she found. Then at some point she wrote the word "blatent." And I couldn't NOT point that out. So I did. Except my computer autocorrected it. So that I wrote to her, "It's blatant, not blatant." Which looks absurd. I realized it immediately, and my next message was something along the lines of how I guess even my computer is smarter than hers.

But she ignored the correction and, since I blocked her immediately after writing it, she resorted to writing my wife instead. A fact we only learned this morning when Katie found the April 4th message in her "other" folder.

Your dumb as rocks husband wannabe wrote the following on my FB page: 
Erin Scot
NOTE>>>>>> It's "blatant." Not "blatant." 
The chode can't even successfully write a comeback that doesn't show the dumbass's stupidity! 
He wrote 'blatAnt' both times, LMAO!! That doesn't even make any sense. Please tell it that I took great pleasure in knowing that the moron now knows that I have read and thoroughly relished in the jackass's error while attempting to "correct me". I will smile about the hypocritical error for days to come. And imagining how embarrassed and foolish your pretend husband must surely feel now has and will bring me joy for hours to come! 
Elizabeth....grinning ear to ear : )

If you're ever wondering if the battle is over just because we have a few federal judges "legislating from the bench" these days, I implore you to come back to this and realize that the people who write things like this are your neighbors. Some are even your friends. On Facebook or otherwise. And you tolerate it because they aren't your friends in real life or you think you can change them or you have a history or you just don't care enough to put up a stink and tell them how horrible they are.

So think about those "friends" and their beliefs in life and remember that Katie -- someone many of you know and love and support -- tried to read the first line of this out loud to me and couldn't get through it because she was so choked up. Think about the fact that Elizabeth refers to me -- a person you know and, in theory, love and support -- as "he" and "it" and "moron" and "chode" and "dumbass" and "pretend husband." All because it turns out I like being married to a woman. That I was BORN to love this woman.

The only way we truly win is to actually change hearts and minds, not just wait for all the old people to die off. This Elizabeth person isn't old. And she's raising children to be just like her. So it's time for people to quit buying into the "you're not tolerant of my beliefs" nonsense and call these people what they really are: hateful bigots who wouldn't know love if it gay-married them on the courthouse steps.

The fight is far from over. We'll win, sure. But we have to see these people for what they are. Ignoring them doesn't work. If you know someone like Elizabeth, someone who takes such a sick amount of pleasure in berating another human being because of who she loves, and who does it under the guise of (in her own words) "Christ's love," don't just ignore it. DO SOMETHING.

Saturday, May 10, 2014

Happy Mothers' Day!

(in our house, that plural possessive means EVERYTHING)

Even when I was younger I didn't think that I would end up being a mother. I didn't really relish the idea of getting pregnant, perhaps because even my child self knew that would involve a man in some way. I didn't picture my wedding to a man, didn't envision us having kids and a lovely suburban life, though I saw plenty of examples of that working quite well for others.

I remember telling my mother at some point that if I did have a kid, I would adopt. She was upset by this. "I want a grandchild who looks like you!" But that didn't seem important to me. I mean, sure, I was an adorable child. Would it be nice to see how that DNA would carry on? I guess. But I think even the adoption thing was a concession on my part. Growing up, aren't most girls just sort of expected to want to be mommies? After all, we're given dolls and told about the joys of motherhood. I probably thought, "Well, obviously I'm going to have to do this, so I'll just adopt."

Then the whole gay thing happened, and adoption looked like the most likely scenario for my potential motherhood anyway. But it just didn't feel right in my previous relationship. We talked about it, but not really very seriously, and after six years it was starting to become clear that it probably wasn't going to happen. I was only 30 at the end of that relationship, so it wasn't a case of feeling too old to start the process. It just didn't happen because it wasn't the right time or place.

But then I fell in love with a woman who had a six-month-old baby named Merritt. And before you knew it, I was fully in a relationship, living with Katie and Merritt. After not too long, and without any prompting on our parts, he began to call me "Mommy." Katie was already "Momma," so it's like his little brain knew to switch it up. It began as a sort of gruff "Ma" sound and evolved from there. But even before he gave me that name, I was his mommy.

I don't know the moment it happened. At first he was just this cute kid who was around, but after a little while it became more than that. I had to protect him at all costs. I had to provide him with a good life. I loved him because he came from the woman I loved, but also because of him. He was Merritt. A real person with real needs who kept me from sleeping normally and who bit me one too many times, but who also gave the best slobbery kisses and ran up to hug my legs all the time. I had no chance.

There are so many times where I've held him and looked at him and thought, "I need to memorize this very moment." Not even a special moment; just one I want to remember. But it never works. He keeps growing, and then I look back on pictures from nearly four years ago and wonder how that's the same kid who now plays tee-ball and gives us shoulder rubs and sleeps on the top bunk.

Before I met Merritt, I used to think it was interesting how parents knew their kids well enough to describe their personalities. I mean, I had been around tons of kids all my life, thanks to cousins and babysitting. But if someone had said, "What's [insert name here] like?" I don't know if I could have ever given a thorough description. But now I have this kid. And though he surprises me damn near every day, I would know him anywhere. His voice, his laugh, the way his fingers stay close together when he's gesturing with his hands. I know him. 

Yes, I am Merritt's mommy. And I always will be. But I can't imagine what it would be like if I had grown him in my body the way Katie did. Because how could I possibly love him any more than I already do? I don't know how it could be, but I know that Katie and Merritt share a bond that is impossible to replicate. And I am grateful for it every single day. 

You see, this post isn't about me. No, the real reason to celebrate Mothers' Day is the lady who, without knowing it, exemplifies everything every mother should be. My wife, Katie Scot. She, too, never really pictured herself having a kid. But from the second she found out she was pregnant, she was hooked. And her natural gift at being a mother was apparent immediately. It should probably make me feel inadequate to share parental responsibilities with someone so perfect for the job, but I just stand in awe of her abilities. No room for insecurity.

This is not the way she anticipated raising her child. He's not supposed to be away from her for any amount of time. We both harbor a great deal of guilt over that situation. But the fact is that in order to be a good parent, Katie had to be true to herself. And that means that the second she realized she was gay, she had to leave. Staying wasn't an option. After all, what was she to do? Hold out until Merritt turned 18 and then say, "By the way, all of this has been a lie"? Or wait until he was old enough to remember his biological parents as a unit and then change everything?

No, that wouldn't work. And so she made an agonizing decision to leave her old life. It wasn't because of me. It wasn't because she "cheated" on her ex. It was because she struggled for months after I came into the picture (and years before that) before realizing that the reason she had never felt normal is because she wasn't living her truth. And it was because she was strong enough to make the hardest decision of her life, knowing that it was the right thing to do.

The right thing isn't always easy. And it wasn't just Katie's initial decision that was hard. It has been a hard reality ever since. Constant stress. A lot of tears and agony. But somehow we're still here. And that perfect little boy is thriving and happy. Because of his momma. She left a life that never quite felt right, but she didn't leave him. In all things, she puts him first. Which is all anyone can ask of a parent. She has always been thoughtful and considerate of others' feelings, and that just gets amped up to infinity when it comes to Merritt. We make sacrifices to make his life better. And as a result, those sacrifices don't feel like losing anything. When we make him happy or do something to improve his life, we're gaining everything.

So on this Mothers' Day there's one thing I can say with certainty: I have never seen a better mother than Katie Scot. She is selfless and creative and loving and thoughtful and sensitive and generous. She whips up costumes and complementary tee-ball hats and spaceman sandwiches without thinking twice. She comes up with games that teach Merritt without him even knowing he's learning. She plays "store" or Legos for hours. She goes to the park and the library and the trampoline-jumping place (okay, that one was also for us) and preschool and gymnastics. She understands implicitly that Merritt didn't choose to come into this world and that it's up to her (and me) to make sure that if someone were to somehow take him back in time and give him that choice, he'd choose her and this life every time.

I know Facebook friends see us write lovey things to each other occasionally, and they probably wonder if it's all a show. It's not. My words never do justice to what we have here. Our marriage is not perfect, because we are not perfect, but it is remarkable even in its lack of perfection. It is a union of two people who want the best for each other and for our child. Being mothers is a huge part of that marriage, and Katie is simply the best mother there is. She is what all mothers should strive to be. She makes me a better wife just by virtue of being married to her. But being a mother with her makes me a better person. I could not ever have picked a better example to see day in and day out. There is simply no comparison. 

Five years ago I could not have imagined being a mother and having the sort of life where I have to think about swimming lessons and buying new jeans because someone got too tall for 3T. But now I can't imagine my life any other way. Even with all the heartache and misery that comes along with it, I know that Merritt's two moms are doing the best we can to raise a simply spectacular person. And thanks to my wife, it looks like we've already succeeded.